I'm about to blow my load on this one
You must play vuvuzela until you die
I'll be blowing when you're gone
I'll fuck you up if you dare to ask why

Blow this into your children's ears and
Put that app on your iphone please
Crank it up til the amp hits 11
Rejoice in the sound of a billion bees

I'm the original master of blowing that C Flat
And if you can't see that then you can just tap that
And nothing will stop me I'll blow til you feel me
And if you can feel me just blow it with me

Once we start we won't stop for days
Get right in the the vuvuzela craze
Plastic in hand by public demand
I blow Vuvuzela across this land!

Crank that up
Don't give a fuck
I BLOW VUVUZELA UNTIL I DIE

Crank that up
Don't give a fuck
I BLOW VUVUZELA UNTIL I DIE

Blowing your face off like a 10 tonne truck
You want me to stop, nigga I don't give a fuck
I blow Vuvuzela during your funeral
I'll bring all my friends and we'll run amuck

Blowing this shit's like an energy drink
The power rushes through your veins
The sound of the vuvuzela will entice you
I will imprint it in your brains

I think I've gone insane
I use vuvuzela as a pimpin cane
Bitches see my vuvuzela
Nothing can stop them, they're in my lane

Your children will blow vuvuzela
Your Dog and your cat will blow vuvuzela
Your dead wife will blow vuvuzela
Everyone must blow vuvuzela

Crank that up
Don't give a fuck
I BLOW VUVUZELA UNTIL I DIE

(x3 to finish)